STRAIGHT JACKET 99 SUNGLASSES - SILVER

RIGHT. THE STRAIGHT JACKET. YOU KNOW THE ONE. THE SHADES YOUR MATE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL BMX RIDER USED TO WEAR. THEY'RE BACK.

OAKLEY MADE THE FRAME LOOK LIKE A ROBOT FROM 1999. BRAIN DEAD MADE THE DECISION TO ACTUALLY RELEASE IT. THANKS, LADS.

THE COLOUR IS SILVER. IT LOOKS LIKE KITCHEN FOIL. BUT COOL KITCHEN FOIL. YOU WILL LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO COMPETE IN AN OLYMPICS EVENT.

WEAR THESE WHILE YOU'RE SITTING ON THE SOFA EATING CRISPS. THEY'LL STILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE MOVING AT 80 MPH. IT'S SCIENCE. OR LACK OF IT.

BUY THEM. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE A BORE. DON'T BE A BORE.

· Manufacturer color: X-Silver
· Sizing: Regular, Universal
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