SOFTCELL BANDANA - CAMO LEAVES

LISTEN UP. THIS IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE RAG YOU WILL EVER BUY. IT’S THE SOFTCELL BANDANA.

IT’S MADE OF SOFTCELL. WHICH IS FANCY FOR 'IT WILL SOAK UP YOUR SWEAT AND NOT FEEL LIKE SANDPAPER.' IT’S SMALL. IT’S TECHNICAL. IT’S FRENCH NONSENSE.

THE COLOUR IS CAMO LEAVES. SO YOU CAN HIDE IN THE WOODS WHEN YOU’RE TIRED OF RUNNING. YOU’RE TRYING TO DISAPPEAR, BUT YOU'RE WEARING A 50€ HEADBAND. IT'S IRONIC.

WEAR IT AROUND YOUR HEAD. WEAR IT AROUND YOUR NECK. WEAR IT AROUND YOUR WRIST. WE DON'T CARE. JUST WEAR IT SO PEOPLE KNOW YOU’RE PART OF THE SATISFY CULT.

BUY IT. YOU NEED TO WIPE YOUR SWEAT. AND YOU DESERVE TO DO IT WITH PROPER GEAR, MATE.

· Manufacturer color: Camo Leaves
· Reference: 34001-CL-SA
· Composition: 100% Coton