PERTEX DIAMOND FUSE WINDBREAKER - BLACK

THIS IS THE PERTEX DIAMOND FUSE WINDBREAKER. THE NAME IS FANCY FOR 'A JACKET THAT WEIGHS NOTHING AND IS MADE OF VERY EXPENSIVE PLASTIC.'

IT’S BLACK. SO YOU LOOK LIKE A RUNNING NINJA. IT’S SO LIGHT, YOU WILL FORGET YOU PUT IT ON. YOU COULD ACCIDENTALLY THROW IT IN THE BIN. BE CAREFUL, MATE.

IT’S GOT DIAMOND FUSE. NO, THERE ARE NO REAL DIAMONDS. IT’S JUST REALLY STRONG FABRIC. IT STOPS THE WIND. IT’S TECHNICAL. IT’S WORTH THE MONEY. APPARENTLY.

WEAR IT RUNNING. PACK IT DOWN TO THE SIZE OF A WALNUT. WEAR IT TO THE CAFE AND PRETEND YOU JUST RAN A MARATHON. WE DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO.

BUY IT. IT’S THE BEST THIN BLACK JACKET MONEY CAN BUY.

· Manufacturer color: Black
· Reference: 11057-00001
· Composition: 100% PA