5 GAUGE SHAGGY MULTI JACQUARD CREWNECK - GREY

YES. IT’S BEAMS. YOU KNOW IT’S EXPENSIVE. YOU KNOW IT’S QUALITY. THE JAPANESE LADS DON'T MESS AROUND.

THIS IS THE 5 GAUGE SHAGGY MULTI JACQUARD CREWNECK. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NO IDEA, MATE. IT MEANS IT’S A THICK, HAIRY, FANCY-LOOKING JUMPER. IT WILL KEEP YOU WARM.

IT’S GREY. A COMPLICATED GREY. IT’S GOT MULTIPLE PATTERNS, KNITTED BY ROBOTS, PROBABLY. YOU WILL SPEND TEN MINUTES JUST STARING AT THE TEXTURE. IT’S POSH. VERY POSH.

WEAR IT WITH YOUR BORING JEANS. WEAR IT TO YOUR MUM’S. IT’S THE TYPE OF JUMPER THAT SAYS, “I HAVE MY LIFE SORTED OUT, BUT I’M STILL A BIT WEIRD.”

BUY IT. IT'S THE BEST THING YOU'LL WEAR ALL WINTER. NO ARGUMENTS.

· Manufacturer color: Grey
· Sizing:
· Reference: 111518481156
· Composition: