1PM - BLACK / BLACK

RIGHT. THE TIME HAS COME. IT'S THE VILLAGE 1PM. PROBABLY NAMED AFTER THE TIME YOU ACTUALLY GET OUT OF BED, MATE.

IT'S BLACK ON BLACK. THE MOST STEALTHY TRAINER YOU CAN BUY. THE SOLE IS BLACK. THE UPPER IS BLACK. YOU CAN WEAR IT WITH EVERYTHING. IT'S A UNIFORM.

YOU NEED A BLACK TRAINER. DON'T LIE. YOUR OLD ONES ARE RUINED. THIS ONE HIDES THE DIRT. PROPER PRACTICAL GEAR.

THE SILHOUETTE IS SLICK. IT’S COMFY. IT’S THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO BE WEARING AT 1PM, OR ANY OTHER TIME.

BUY IT. GET THE BLACK ONE. YOU ARE SORTED FOR THE WHOLE YEAR. NO PROBLEMO.