PLANTARIS SUNGLASSES - SEPIA

OAKLEY. THE GUYS WHO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAN RUN FAST. BRAIN DEAD CAME IN AND SAID, "BUT WHAT IF THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY’D JUST SEEN A GHOST, THOUGH?"

THIS IS THE PLANTARIS FRAME. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT A PLANTARIS IS. IT SOUNDS LIKE A BONE. BUT THE SHADES ARE SEP*A. YEAH, LIKE A PHOTO FROM YOUR GRANDMA’S ATTIC. IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC.

SO, FUTURISTIC PLASTIC FRAME. BUT A BROWN LENS. YOUR EYES ARE SAFE. THEY ARE ALSO NOW VIEWING THE WORLD LIKE IT'S 1898 AND YOU JUST INVENTED THE TELEPHONE.

PUT THEM ON. YOUR BRAIN WILL BE DEAD. IT’S THE WHOLE POINT. WEAR THEM WHILE DRIVING YOUR FIAT TO THE CORNER SHOP. YOU’LL LOOK LIKE YOU’RE ON A MISSION TO MARS. DON'T CRASH.

IT'S A COLLAB. SO BUY THEM. YOU WON'T GET ANOTHER CHANCE.

· Manufacturer color: Sepia
· Sizing: Regular, Universal
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