BALLOON WIDE DENIM - BLACK

RIGHT. LISTEN UP. YOUR SKINNY JEANS ARE DEAD. THEY ARE FINISHED. BIN THEM. THIS IS THE BALLOON WIDE DENIM.

THEY ARE NOT SLIM. THEY ARE NOT REGULAR. THEY ARE BALLOON. WHICH MEANS YOU COULD LITERALLY HIDE A SMALL PET IN THE LEG. WE DON'T RECOMMEND IT, THOUGH.

IT’S PROPER JAPANESE DENIM. THE BLACK COLOUR IS DEEP. SO THEY LOOK EXPENSIVE, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE JUST TROUSERS FOR WALKING AROUND IN.

WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: "ARE THEY TOO BIG?" NO, MATE. YOU ARE JUST TOO USED TO LOOKING LIKE A SAUSAGE. THIS IS HOW YOU DRESS NOW. ACCEPT IT.

BUY THEM. THEY ARE WIDE. THEY ARE BLACK. THEY ARE BEAMS. YOU ARE SORTED. NOW GO FIND A SMALL PET TO HIDE IN THEM.

· Manufacturer color: Black
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· Reference: 11211610791
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