GIFT CARD

YOUR MATE’S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY. OR CHRISTMAS. OR WHATEVER. AND YOU FORGOT. AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT ANYWAY. YOU'RE A BAD FRIEND. WE GET IT.

SO, GET THEM THIS. THE SAISON GIFT CARD. IT’S BASICALLY JUST MONEY, BUT IT ONLY WORKS ON OUR SITE. WHICH IS BETTER, BECAUSE OUR STUFF IS PROPER NICE.

THEY CAN GET THEMSELVES WHATEVER THEY WANT. THAT MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK. ABSOLUTELY NO BRAIN POWER REQUIRED.

CHOOSE THE AMOUNT. IT'S DIGITAL. WE EMAIL IT STRAIGHT OVER. SO YOU CAN JUST EMAIL IT TO THEM AND GO BACK TO SLEEP.

GO ON THEN. DO THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.