SPONGEBOB SQUIDWARD CLASSIC CLOG - GREEN

LOOK AT THIS SH*T. IT'S HAPPENING.

YEAH, IT'S CROCS. AND YES, IT'S SQUIDWARD. THE UNHAPPY TENTACLE GUY. THE ONE WHO HATES HIS LIFE. FINALLY, A SHOE THAT GETS IT.

WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. "WHY WOULD I WEAR A SHOE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DEPRESSED CARTOON OCTOPUS?" BECAUSE YOU ARE A DEPRESSED CARTOON OCTOPUS, MATE. NOW DEAL WITH IT.

THE COLOUR IS 'I WANT TO GO HOME' GREEN.

PERFECT FOR SLIDING ACROSS THE FLOOR AT WORK. PERFECT FOR STANDING OUTSIDE THE KRASTY KRAB WISHING YOU WERE DEAD. THE VENTILATION HOLES? THAT'S WHERE THE SADNESS ESCAPES.

BUY THEM. OR CARRY ON WEARING THOSE BORING NORMAL SHOES. BE LIKE SQUIDWARD. EMBRACE THE MISERY.

· Manufacturer color: Green
· Reference: 212350-90H
· Composition: 100% Synthetic/Textile